By: May Rostom
Women complain about men’s forgetfulness, men complain about women’s inability to stop giving orders.
When is this cycle going to stop? Well here’s where the end can start…
1.scolding .
It usually starts when the female asks the forgetful male a favor like picking up milk from the supermarket. As usual he finds it easier to come up with an excuse than to actually pick up the milk so when he returns home empty handed the scolding begins.
Most of the time the sentence sounds something like “ I knew you’d forget it “
2.constant nagging:
results from the male’s above forgetfulness where the female doesn’t trust he’ll be able to remember anything she asks him to do, so starts to repeat herself over ten times using different variations of the same sentence “honey, don’t forget the milk”, “habiby , the milk” , “bye baby , don’t forget to stop by the market to pick up the milk” .
After a while the man starts to set his partners voice to mute and so forgets the milk.
3.Their continuous need to talk.
Women’s brains are developed in a totally different way than men’s brains.
Women are talkers while men deal with their issues in a silent approach. When the man forgets to get the milk for the second time, the women’s brain starts to analyze the situation and so starts to send her mixed messages.
She starts to think “why does he never listen to me? What is occupying his mind to the extent that I’ve come second? And why do I have to do everything around the house, I don’t live here alone!” after this long ongoing conversation between every women and her brain she approaches her guy to announce “we need to talk” which in male-ish is automatically translated to “you’re in trouble mister”.
4.Fixing the problem that in his opinion doesn’t exist.
So they sit down and have the talk , the female speaks her mind and what’s troubling her and sometimes even cries while the male usually stares into space or starts to think “ what the hell , its only a bottle of milk , I can call the supermarket and have it delivered woman!” not getting that it stopped being about the milk since the 1st time round when she asked (she probably had milk in the fridge to begin with but wanted to see if her man will help around the house) .
So as the woman sits there feeling totally comfortable to have had that talk the man gives his “I’m sorry “ reflex mechanism without knowing what he’s apologizing for therefore falling in the same pit falls the second time around.
5.The test.
Women aren’t as forgetful as men and they’re natural born teachers so to make sure she taught him well she gives him the test!
“Ahmed, we ran out of milk can you pick some up on your way back”.
If Ahmed was the average B student he will most probably try his best to get the milk even if he has to go to another state for it at least the first couple of times she asks. But the problem remains unsolved with the C or D student who forgets the ½ gallon bottle that will save his life tonight! What I’m trying to say here is,
men: listen, do and remember she is ALWAYS right!
Women: chill, forget and trust.
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